August 2012
July 2012
attractive person: how are you today?
me: who the fuck paid you
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
letmesayiloveyou:
i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
pleasefeelbeautiful:
keelychu:
this is going to sound dumb but does anyone else feel like they have good and bad face days? like some days i’ll look in the mirror and be like ‘yes my face is kind of attractive’ and then others i’m like ‘did i get hit in the face with a frying pan or something’
I was really thinking this like ten minutes ago.
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
me: *closes tumblr*
me: *goes back on tumblr 2 seconds later*
me: i tried to escape
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
buttsen:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
Watchlizzillajr:
zikau:
THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.
OH MY GOD. STOP. All of these
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
nissanissas:
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
tootsienoodles:
I would pay infinite money to see a Starkid musical ABOUT Starkid
but instead of all the Starkids playing themselves
they would play each other
