April 2012
itsjustafantasyfortwo:
Saying that Darren Criss has no talent is like saying he has no eyebrows.
hyliam:
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
Top 10 Myths about Introverts →
wyaaan:
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk. This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 – Introverts are shy. Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need is...
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
Anonymous asked: Are there any particular actors...
nevillelongbadass:
assholedisney:
Zac Efron.
He can dance across the Cornucopia and then be like “Wait a minute not the time and place, WAIT A MINUTE, GET MY HEAD IN THE GAMES”
#guys come on #stop killing each other #and remember#we’re all in this together
At Starbucks:
Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
#after watching this for the millionth time i’ve realized this is what i must sound like when im fangirling out loud
hagrid: hey I just met you
hagrid: and this is crazy
hagrid: but happy birthday
hagrid: you're a wizard harry