step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
harry styles: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
Darren's winning the eyebrow poll by 35%
Random person: So, what are you doing this friday night?
Most "normal" people: oh, just going out with friends/boyfriend to this new club you know, no big deal
Me: I'll be alone in my bedroom listening to a song called Cough Syrup on repeat until I fall asleep crying over how fucking perfect Darren motherfucking Criss is, you know what I mean?