brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
(Source: happybirthdaypetetownshend)
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word
this fucking site i swear to god
(Source: nicolasiscaged)
if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
